"Wow Kya Family Hai!"

"Miya Biwi Ka Katta Mitta Pyar"

Pati:-Suno,
Patni:-Sunavo..
Pati:-Tum aaj kal mujhe pyar nahi karthi ho.. Sab sahi kehtein hai ki shaadi ke baat aurat begum ho jaati hai…
Patni:-kya! begum? Haan mein toh begum hoon, Is mein kya shakh hai aapko?
Pati:-Hare mere bhagyawan, mein woh “begum” nahi bola, “ be-gum” yaani ki “koi chintha nahi..kisiki parva nahi”..
Patni:-Achcha mein ek baat bolun?
Pati:-Bolo,
Patni:-Chalo shaadi ke baat aurat toh begum ho jaati, lekin Aadmi toh bajrangbali ho jatha hai na..
Patni:-Kya?Bajrangbali?
Patni:- Yaani ki Bandar, agar mein aap ko Bandhar bolun toh naraz honge isliye bajrangbali boli…woh bhi Mahatma ji ke Bandhar.
Pati:-Achcha mein tumhe bandhar dikta hoon!!!
Patni: Aur kya jab biwi sajdajke aathi hai toh andhe ho jathe ho.. Jab biwi kuch maange behara ho jathe ho.. sab se bada baat toh ye hai ki jab aaplogon ka joot pakada jaaye toh ek dum gunge ho jathe ho.. ek dum chup…

Pati:-Meri doston ne sahi bola.. WIFE is:- Without Information Fighting Everywhere…
Patni; Achcha meri saheliyan bhi boli WIFE is:- With Idiot For Ever..
Pati:-Hare yaar mein toh mazak kiya, tum toh naraz hogayi …
chalo tujhe naulak dilathahoon …
Patni:-hhmm pehle ek anguti toh pehnayiye..sone ke baav aasman choorahi hai naulak dilayenge nau lak …chodo bhi,
Pati:-chalo mein tere maang ko chand sitaron se bardun
Patni:-rehanado …achcha hai bhagwan ne yeh chand sitare itne door banaya, nahi toh aap jaise diwane poora aasman ko kaali kardiye hote…
[Itne mein unki 6 saal ka beta school se chutti hokar aatha hai].

Beta:-Mummy mummy ..
Patni:-Are beta school se aagaya…
Beta:-Haan mummy…mummy,mummy ek bath boliye..
Patni:-Kya beta?
Beta:-mummy ,pappa kehtein hai ki school janese bada aadmi banenge…
Patni:-Haan beta achcha se padh lik kar aap bhi bada aadmi banna ..teek hai?
Beta:Nahi mummy ye nahi ho saktha…
Patni:-kyun beta kya hua?
Beta:-Mummy mere class ki sir toh mujhe roz muruga banatein hai fir kaise mein bada aadmi banoonga??
Patni:-Ho! phir se koi shararat kiya hoga tumne school mein!
Beta:-Nahi mummy mein toh class mein chup chap so raha tha….
Patni:-Haibagavan!
Beta:-Mummy mummy mein cartoon dekhne javoon?
Patni:-Cartoon kya dekna beta, ye haina thumara papa,insey bada cartoon kya hosaktha hai?
Beta:-Nahi mummy pappa ko tho mein roz dekhtha hoon.
Patni:-Haibagvan jaise baap vaise beta...[
[Pati heyraan hokker sar pe haat rakte hoove bait jatein hai]

KRSHI!